Archive for April, 2009

 

Feminist Leo

 

 

BEVERLY HILLS  - The genius grant to Leo Machuchal continues to produce stunning results.

Last week the John D. MacArthur Foundation declared Leo a genius, and funded him accordingly.

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Officially a genius

 

This week before thousands of cheering movie executives, Leo unveiled a staggering feat of genetic engineering: a woman who can argue with herself.

 

 

“It’s about time!” said Charlie “Racehorse” Haynes, the celebrity divorce attorney.

“It’s a damned insult!” said Lorena Bobbitt, noted feminist and orthopedic surgeon.

Despite the controversy, the self-refuting woman will be available at Louis Vuitton,  I. Magnin and other quality retailers around the country.

 

Puerto Rican Guy.

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Historic Leo

 

 

AUSCHWITZ  - The genius grant to Leo Machuchal continues to produce stunning results.

Last week the John D. MacArthur Foundation declared Leo a genius, and funded him accordingly.

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Officially a genius

 

This week before thousands of cheering Germans, Leo unveiled his first educational CD.

 

 

“This is astounding!” declared German Minister of Culture Joseph Goebbels. “It’s like writing history with lightning!”

As an added bonus to our children the CD will be available on Twitter, as a ringtone, and a refrigerator magnet.

It is also available at Barnes & Noble: right next to the display of Ronald Reagan as a brilliant, charismatic President.

 

Puerto Rican Guy.

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Fish Brain Leo

 

 

CORAL GABLES – Last week the world scoffed when the John D. McCarthur Foundation conferred a genius grant on Leo Machuchal.

“This grant is an insult!” said CNN political analyst Lou Dobbs.

“It will encourage every other minority to sneak into America, lie around the house, and do nothing.”

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Officially a genius

 

However in just three days, the Leo genius grant has produced results.

In a stunning Coral Gable press conference, Leo unveiled a marvel of DNA engineering: the transparent fish.

According to the Puerto Rican, “you can look into its brain, and see what the fish is thinking.”

 

Puerto Rican Guy.

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Staten Island Film

 

 

Festival Says:

 

 

Vote For Me!

 

 

When the Staten Island Film Festival invited the film Vote For Me! into its line-up, it was not aware of the political consequences. 

 

 

Scott Gerber, a renowned film historian, knew it was a powerful work of art.

But he thought it was a political comedy…a fiction film.

He didn’t know it was a documentary about a strange genius, who is currently wanted by the Pentagon and the FBI.

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A strange genius

This man built a machine that is treating Puerto Rico like a pizza, by slicing the island in half.

A strange machine in Puerto Rico

 

He designed a quantum computer which can re-route all land, sea and air transportation over the entire planet.

Last week three French airliners landed in Staten Island, on South and Midland Beach.

Air Outre Mer (AOM) jet lands on South Beach

 

Most disturbing of all, this man has the ability to JOOB (Journey Out of Body) for extended periods of time.

 

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The film Vote For Me! is playing on Friday, June 5 (at 2 p.m.) and Saturday, June 6 (at 3 p.m.) in the Staten Island Film Festival.

The public is welcome to see it, but there is no telling what may happen during the screening.

Here is the web site for the Staten Island Film Festival: 

                        http://www.sifilmfestival.org/

Here is the web site for the movie: 

                      http://voteforme-themovie.com/

Here is a biography of the writer/director: 

                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson_Antonio_Denis

We salute Scott Gerber and the Staten Island Film Festival for their courage.

On June 5 and 6, all hell will break loose inside that theater.

 

Puerto Rican Guy.

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George Bush Biopic

 

 

George Bush continues to save Hollywood.

He now revives the biopic genre, with an epic narrative directed by Leni Riefenstahl.

The Bush biopic will feature a cast of thousands, four wars, twelve violations of the U.S. Constitution, and will require a federal bailout.

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“This is bigger than Triumph of the Will!” crowed Rupert Murdoch, owner of 20th Century Fox Studios, as he waved an advance copy of the London Times.

According to the Times, two ambulances were summoned to a press screening of the Bush biopic, when several critics fainted without warning.

 

Puerto Rican Guy.

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