Archive for June, 2010

 

El Magnifico de Polo

 

CANNES, FRANCE  – Leo Machuchal has conquered the world of polo.

As the top scorer for the Eau de Cannes polo club, he has thrilled the European bourgeoisie with daring horsemanship.

Last week Leo cemented his reputation, with his flying half-gainer attack.

El magnifico de polo

We are proud of Leo and his flair for the dramatic. 

Only a Puerto Rican could properly be called El magnifico de polo.

 

Puerto Rican Guy

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Leo Wins for Mexico

 

SOUTH AFRICA– Leo Machuchal single-handedly defeated the Argentine national soccer team in South Africa this past weekend.

Using his incredible feet, Leo scored three goals in 28 minutes.

Gooooooooooooooooooooool

Leo’s third goal was the most spectacular…a bicycle kick that the goalie never even saw.

We hope that Leo completes his World Cup soccer exploits, so that he can return to his campaign for the State Assembly in Washington Heights.

Puerto Rican Guy

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Leo Announces Ice Cream for

Everyone, Free Delicious Ice cream,

and Also There is an Ebola Outbreak

 

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – One week ago, opened a Benihana Leo restaurant opened in Washington Heights.

Things were going great, and Leo became inspired to give Puerto Rican pistachio ice cream to everyone.

The ice cream was delicious, and best of all, it was free!

But a few problems have emerged.

On Monday June 28, the Center for Disease Control forced Leo to recall all his ice cream, due to an ebola outbreak that is sweeping through Washington Heights.

Leo apologizes for the ebola outbreak

Leo is very sorry that his pistachios are causing people to throw up. Next week he will serve strawberry.

Puerto Rican Guy

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Leo is in Hot Water

 

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – Leo just opened a restaurant in Washington Heights.

With his 22 years experience as a Benihana chef, Leo was sure the restaurant would be a roaring success.

Unfortunately some customers disliked the menu, particularly the huevos rancheros.

A customer complains about the huevos rancheros

But Leo will never be defeated. 

He developed “the hottest dish you will ever taste,” and invited all the newspapers and TV stations to witness it. 

Here it is…the hottest dish, in the hottest restaurant in New York.

 

 

Puerto Rican Guy

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Leo’s Restaurant

 

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – Leo just opened a restaurant in Washington Heights. With his 22 years experience as a Benihana chef, Leo was sure the restaurant would be a great success.

But a few problems have emerged.

Leo departed from the original game plan of serving rice & beans, mofongo and ropa vieja.

Instead he introduced a Nobu – Wolfgang Puck – Four Seasons style menu, with a heavy emphasis on Cuban-Chinese fusion.

So far, the menu has not been well-received.

A customer complains about the Cuban shrimp

We wish Leo well in his new restaurant, and hope that he works out the kinks in his menu.

Puerto Rican Guy

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