Padre Alberto






More Gay than



Donald Duck



MIAMI, FL – El Padre Alberto is finally getting paid what he is worth.

Several years ago, Father Alberto Cutié published a best-selling book about the romance of life, titled Love for Real, Live for Real.



He has a talk show on both radio and television.

Since 2002, Hablando Claro con el Padre Alberto reaches millions of households through EWTN en Español.

He is also a syndicated columnist in newspapers throughout the U.S. and Latin America.

Unfortunately, Father Cutié’s vows of poverty prevented him from accepting those millions of media dollars. To make matters worse, his family started squabbling over all the money.

Padre Alberto is gay…but he still devised a two-part exit strategy that worked for everybody.

The first part was to get caught kissing a girl on the beach.

The second part was to become an Episcopalian.

Now people will not suspect his gayness, and Cutié will no longer suffer the vows of poverty.

His hot summer book, Think and Grow Rich, will soon hit the stands.


His tell-all autobiography, I am Gayer than Donald Duck, will be released in 2012.


Puerto Rican Guy

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