La Gran Patada

 

SOUTH AFRICA  – There is a soccer conspiracy against Leo Machuchal.

Throughout the entire FIFA World Cup games, every team has kicked and abused him.

The latest attack is unforgivable. 

No one has ever been assaulted like the Puerto Rican Guy.

To add insult to injury, Leo was given a red card and forced to leave the game.

Leo draws a red card

We demand an investigation into this kick. 

The other player was clearly offside. The look on his face shows that it was racially motivated.

Puerto Rican Guy

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Happy July 4th!

 

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – The editors of Puerto Rican Guy wish you a fabulous and safe July 4th weekend.

As a public service, we provide conclusive evidence that Leo Machuchal was the original symbol of the American Revolution.

The white man has re-written our history and suppressed the truth.

But what the heck…we know that Leo was there.

So happy July 4th, and please drink responsibly!

Puerto Rican Guy

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The Doppelganger

 

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – In an effort to discredit his campaign for State Assembly a phony Leo Machuchal is traveling around the world.

So far he has appeared in Cuba…

At the Old Vic in London…

And a Club Med sports camp.

The voters don’t know what to make of it. 

But this much is certain…Leo has an evil twin brother, who is trying to undo Leo’s hard-working campaign. 

We will find this man, and bring him to justice.

Puerto Rican Guy

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El Divorcio

 

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – Leo Machuchal has suspended his State Assembly campaign in order to finalize his divorce from an unidentified woman.

No one, not even Leo, knows who this woman is.

But she keeps following him around and waving what appears to be an authentic marriage certificate from Hong Kong.

El parasito politico

She is known as El Parasito Politico, and has been married to several elected officials from Washington Heights.

Puerto Rican Guy

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El Magnifico de Polo

 

CANNES, FRANCE  – Leo Machuchal has conquered the world of polo.

As the top scorer for the Eau de Cannes polo club, he has thrilled the European bourgeoisie with daring horsemanship.

Last week Leo cemented his reputation, with his flying half-gainer attack.

El magnifico de polo

We are proud of Leo and his flair for the dramatic. 

Only a Puerto Rican could properly be called El magnifico de polo.

 

Puerto Rican Guy

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