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El Pelo de Nico


MIAMI, FL  – A clue has finally turned up in the manhunt for El Nico, who has robbed eleven banks in three weeks in the Palm Beach area of Miami, Florida.

According to Pedro Paramo, Chief of Detectives for Miami Dade County, “the man loves only two things. Money and his hair.”

Sources have told Paramo that El Nico gets his hair done, on the morning of every robbery. “We interviewed every beautician in Palm Beach,” said Paramo, “and we have a few leads.”

El Nico and his hair

Miami Dade police refused to release any further information.

Puerto Rican Guy

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Puerto Rican Guy leads a revolution in Brazil


VOLTA GRANDE DO XINGU, BRAZIL  – Leo Machuchal is leading several Indian tribes into armed revolution against the government of Brazil.

All along the Xingu River, the indigenous people are becoming aware that the proposed Bel Monte dam will dry up their river, and force them all into starvation.

“We fight with Leo!” screamed Chief Toño Bicicleta, leader of the deadly YanuManu tribe. “He kill the white man for us.”

Leo leads the YanuManu tribe into battle

Local sources are uncertain who this white man may be, and whether or not Leo Machuchal has killed him yet. But Machuchal did spend the last nine months running up and down the Xingu River basin, warning everyone about the white man’s dam. 

And now 40,000 Indians are ready to fight, and looking to kill a few whites.

Puerto Rican Guy

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