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El Pelo de Nico


MIAMI, FL  – A clue has finally turned up in the manhunt for El Nico, who has robbed eleven banks in three weeks in the Palm Beach area of Miami, Florida.

According to Pedro Paramo, Chief of Detectives for Miami Dade County, “the man loves only two things. Money and his hair.”

Sources have told Paramo that El Nico gets his hair done, on the morning of every robbery. “We interviewed every beautician in Palm Beach,” said Paramo, “and we have a few leads.”

El Nico and his hair

Miami Dade police refused to release any further information.

Puerto Rican Guy

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Papo the Hit Machine


Papo Guitarrista is a hit machine. 

He is a much beloved guitarist, who serenades the senior citizens of Vermont with romantic Spanish ballads.

Papo is also in great demand throughout the northeastern United States.

At least 15 states are clamoring for him, due to an awesome string of unique, artistic hits.

Papo on the road to a hit

The problem is, these hits are not musical.

Papo is wanted in 15 states, for a 20-year string of mob-related hits.

Sergio Rodriguez, the Chief of Detectives in Burlington, Vermont, said that “Papo’s m.o. is always the same. He walks into a town, opens his guitar case and starts shooting.”                                

According to Chief Sergio he is known as El Mariachi, and is the most feared hit man in the mob underworld.

To everyone reading this blog…this man is psychotic. 

Do not invite him into your home. 

Do not ask him to sing.

And whatever you do, please…please…do NOT ask him to take out his guitar.

Puerto Rican Guy

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