Posts Tagged “dollar”

 

Dog Day Afternoon (Part 2)

 

MIAMI, FL  – El Nico the bank robber has captured the imagination of Hollywood. Producer Martin Bregman negotiated personally with El Nico, who agreed to play himself in a re-make of Dog Day Afternoon.

According to the Hollywood Reporter “El Nico is no amateur. He negotiated for an upfront fee; a first dollar 20% gross deal to a breakeven of $50 million; performance bumps to $200 million; worldwide Xbox 720, DVD, sound track and merchandising rights; and other stuff we can’t understand.”

Puerto Rican Guy

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Washington Heights Report

 

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NY  – A new study compiled by Leo Machuchal reveals that the economy of Washington Heights is in trouble. According to this study, all the money from city, state and federal government programs is missing.

The money is missing

Missing?

“That’s the only word for it,” said Leo as a packed press conference. “I tracked down every government dollar from 2000 until 2010, and every dollar is missing.”

According to Leo, three men are responsible for the theft of $2.7 billion dollars over a ten-year period. 

One of them is serving time in a federal penitentiary and, according to law enforcement sources, the other two will soon be under indictment.

  

The three amigos

 

Puerto Rican Guy

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