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El Pelo de Nico


MIAMI, FL  – A clue has finally turned up in the manhunt for El Nico, who has robbed eleven banks in three weeks in the Palm Beach area of Miami, Florida.

According to Pedro Paramo, Chief of Detectives for Miami Dade County, “the man loves only two things. Money and his hair.”

Sources have told Paramo that El Nico gets his hair done, on the morning of every robbery. “We interviewed every beautician in Palm Beach,” said Paramo, “and we have a few leads.”

El Nico and his hair

Miami Dade police refused to release any further information.

Puerto Rican Guy

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Stay Away from Master Brew!


LAS VEGAS, NV  -  The Food & Drug Administration has issued a nationwide product warning against a lethal beverage. 

Whatever you do, do NOT drink Master Brew over the upcoming holidays. 

Leo Machuchal drank this at a recent charity event, and lost all his hair within an hour.


Leo lost his hair

Police have already arrested the manufacturers of Master Brew.


The Master Brew crew

We repeat…DO NOT DRINK MASTER BREW…or your hair will fall out.


Puerto Rican Guy

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