Posts Tagged “imagination”

 

Dog Day Afternoon (Part 2)

 

MIAMI, FL  – El Nico the bank robber has captured the imagination of Hollywood. Producer Martin Bregman negotiated personally with El Nico, who agreed to play himself in a re-make of Dog Day Afternoon.

According to the Hollywood Reporter “El Nico is no amateur. He negotiated for an upfront fee; a first dollar 20% gross deal to a breakeven of $50 million; performance bumps to $200 million; worldwide Xbox 720, DVD, sound track and merchandising rights; and other stuff we can’t understand.”

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Puerto Rican Guy defeats an orangutan

 

VOLTA GRANDE DO XINGU, Brazil  – Leo Machuchal is becoming a cult figure in Brazil.

Twelve Indian tribes made Leo the Babalao of the entire Xingu River, after he killed four white people and prevented the Bel Monte Dam from being built.

But Leo did not stop there. Last week he captured the national imagination by knocking out an orangutan in Sao Paolo, to become the undisputed middleweight OBF champ.

Leo wins the world orangutan title fight

According to local sources, Leo Machuchal may run for President of Brazil in 2011.

Puerto Rican Guy

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