Posts Tagged “Los Angeles”

 

El Nico is Al Pacino

 

LOS ANGELES, CA  – In a stunning development, producers of the re-make of Dog Day Afternoon today announced that El Nico will not play himself.

He will play the part of Al Pacino, and will scream “Attica!” if police try to arrest him.

 

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American Idol

 

LOS ANGELES, CA  – The producers of American Idol have announced a major change in the upcoming 2011 season.

Paula Abdul will return to the show, and Simon Cowell will be replaced by Leo Machuchal.

 

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Puerto Rican Shortstop

 

LOS ANGELES, CA  – A Puerto Rican guy has joined the Los Angeles Dodgers as their starting shortstop. He is an excellent fielder, but he performs a strange dance every time he throws the ball.

Leo Machuchal, a hot prospect from Caguas, Puerto Rico, has not committed one error all season. However he insists on jumping up and doing a Russian split before throwing to first base.

Leo does his Russian split

“I can’t understand it,” said manager Omar Machango, “but he throws real hard, so what the hell.”

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Report: Movie Industry Made $19 In 2009

 

LOS ANGELES—The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) announced Tuesday that the combined revenue brought in by Paramount, Warner, MGM, Universal, Columbia, 20th Century Fox and countless independent film companies in 2009 totaled $19.

“The film industry is back,” MPAA President Dan Glickman said. “Not only were John Sayles’s Greatest Hits purchased at a Detroit Borders Bookstore for $8.99, but we also had two films downloaded through YouTube.”

Glickman added that as long as no one returns or exchanges the Sayles DVD, the movie industry would continue to be a vital and creative force in American culture. 

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Leo Goes Out of Body

 

SAO PAOLO, BRAZIL – Leo Machuchal has resumed his out-of-body experiments.

He is levitating himself all over the Brazilian countryside, where they are calling him “El Mirabelli.”

El Mirabelli

In Los Angeles, Leo was last seen emerging from the body of Julia Roberts.

LEO goes shopping on rodeo drive

Leo has not broken any laws, but he has yet to pay his 2009 income taxes.

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