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El Nico Makes a Withdrawal

 

MIAMI, FL  – A one-man crime wave is sweeping through Dade County.

A South American terrorist known as El Nico has hit seven banks in three weeks, robbing a total of 4 million dollars.             

His modus operandi is very simple.

He walks up to the branch manager and tells him to call his wife.

“Tell her you’ll be late for supper tonight, because I’m going to shoot your balls off.”

After the phone call, the branch manager is in a very cooperative mood.

The branch manager calls his wife

No further information is available about El Nico, and the Miami Dade police are unable to keep up with his Suzuki Hayabusa GSXR 1300.

El Nico makes his getaway

If you have any tips about the whereabouts of El Nico, or why he is robbing all these banks, please feel free to contact us.

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Puerto Rican Shortstop

 

LOS ANGELES, CA  – A Puerto Rican guy has joined the Los Angeles Dodgers as their starting shortstop. He is an excellent fielder, but he performs a strange dance every time he throws the ball.

Leo Machuchal, a hot prospect from Caguas, Puerto Rico, has not committed one error all season. However he insists on jumping up and doing a Russian split before throwing to first base.

Leo does his Russian split

“I can’t understand it,” said manager Omar Machango, “but he throws real hard, so what the hell.”

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Puerto Rican Guy is the new Charles Bronson

 

NEW ORLEANS  – Leo Machuchal has agreed to play the part of “Chaney” in the upcoming re-make of Hard Times, co-starring Giovanni Ribisi as the fast-talking manager and Natalie Portman as the lonely Lucy Simpson.

“America needs a new hero,” said producer Lawrence Bender. “Leo Machuchal is the strong, silent type. People believe in him.”

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The film is widely regarded as the 2011 summer tentpole that will either save MGM, or sink the studio forever.

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The Criollos de Caguas (Part 3)

 

CAGUAS, PR  -  As the new manager for the Criollos de Caguas, Leo Machuchal has already had a great impact. 

Within one week, the entire team has shown a great new competitive spirit. 

They all look like winners. 

Here is their leadoff man, expressing his feelings about a pitch.

Here is their catcher, chasing a foul ball.

Here is the bullpen, showing their support in between innings.

Here is the entire team, inquiring about sleeping arrangements during a double header.

Leo Machuchal clearly knows how to motivate a team. 

We can’t wait for the Puerto Rico winter league season to begin! 

Complete coverage of the Criollos de Caguas will continue on these pages.

 

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The Criollos de Caguas

 

 

CAGUAS, PR  -  In preparation for its 2010 season, the Puerto Rican winter baseball league just announced the new manager of the Criollos de Caguas. 

As you may have guessed, the new manager is Leo Machuchal. 

The outgoing manager, Adam Clayton Powell IV, was caught by surprise.

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Powell was surprised

“Leo Machuchal is a fraud!” said Powell. 

“He knows nothing about baseball. The only way he got this job, was by bribing people in Caguas!”

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Leo bribing people in Caguas

Leo’s first job will be to assist Don Q, the Criollos starting pitcher, with the rehabilitation of his right shoulder.

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Don Q in rehab

Complete coverage of the Criollos de Caguas  and Don Q’s rehabilitation will continue on these pages.

 

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