Posts Tagged “NYC”

 

 Leo on the Campaign Trail

 

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – Leo Machuchal is back on the campaign trail in Washington Heights.

He can be seen everywhere in his little bus, yelling “vote for Leo!”

But Leo respects our privacy, and hates to intrude on it. For this reason his first bill will be the requirement of individual cell phone booths for everyone who uses a cell phone.

Leo talks on the subway

The voters don’t know what to make of it. 

But they sure love talking.

Puerto Rican Guy

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Happy July 4th!

 

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – The editors of Puerto Rican Guy wish you a fabulous and safe July 4th weekend.

As a public service, we provide conclusive evidence that Leo Machuchal was the original symbol of the American Revolution.

The white man has re-written our history and suppressed the truth.

But what the heck…we know that Leo was there.

So happy July 4th, and please drink responsibly!

Puerto Rican Guy

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The Doppelganger

 

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – In an effort to discredit his campaign for State Assembly a phony Leo Machuchal is traveling around the world.

So far he has appeared in Cuba…

At the Old Vic in London…

And a Club Med sports camp.

The voters don’t know what to make of it. 

But this much is certain…Leo has an evil twin brother, who is trying to undo Leo’s hard-working campaign. 

We will find this man, and bring him to justice.

Puerto Rican Guy

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El Divorcio

 

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – Leo Machuchal has suspended his State Assembly campaign in order to finalize his divorce from an unidentified woman.

No one, not even Leo, knows who this woman is.

But she keeps following him around and waving what appears to be an authentic marriage certificate from Hong Kong.

El parasito politico

She is known as El Parasito Politico, and has been married to several elected officials from Washington Heights.

Puerto Rican Guy

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Leo Announces Ice Cream for

Everyone, Free Delicious Ice cream,

and Also There is an Ebola Outbreak

 

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – One week ago, opened a Benihana Leo restaurant opened in Washington Heights.

Things were going great, and Leo became inspired to give Puerto Rican pistachio ice cream to everyone.

The ice cream was delicious, and best of all, it was free!

But a few problems have emerged.

On Monday June 28, the Center for Disease Control forced Leo to recall all his ice cream, due to an ebola outbreak that is sweeping through Washington Heights.

Leo apologizes for the ebola outbreak

Leo is very sorry that his pistachios are causing people to throw up. Next week he will serve strawberry.

Puerto Rican Guy

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