Posts Tagged “Part”

 

El Nico is Al Pacino

 

LOS ANGELES, CA  – In a stunning development, producers of the re-make of Dog Day Afternoon today announced that El Nico will not play himself.

He will play the part of Al Pacino, and will scream “Attica!” if police try to arrest him.

 

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Dog Day Afternoon (Part 2)

 

MIAMI, FL  – El Nico the bank robber has captured the imagination of Hollywood. Producer Martin Bregman negotiated personally with El Nico, who agreed to play himself in a re-make of Dog Day Afternoon.

According to the Hollywood Reporter “El Nico is no amateur. He negotiated for an upfront fee; a first dollar 20% gross deal to a breakeven of $50 million; performance bumps to $200 million; worldwide Xbox 720, DVD, sound track and merchandising rights; and other stuff we can’t understand.”

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El Chupamono de Washington Heights Part 2

 

 

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Deepwater Horizon

 

GULF OF MEXICO  –  The Deepwater Horizon oil spill, also called the BP Oil Spill, the Gulf of Mexico oil spill or the Macondo blowout, is a massive ongoing oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, now considered the largest offshore spill in U.S. history.

The spill stems from a sea floor oil gusher that started with an oil well blowout on April 20, 2010.

As part of his campaign for the New York State Assembly, Leo is already in the Gulf Of Mexico, helping to resolve this great environmental crisis.

A satellite photo shows Leo stopping the spread of the Deepwater oil slick.

Leo stops the oil slick

His opponents claim this is a publicity stunt. These are the same people that accused another great Puerto Rican, of a maritime publicity stunt.

Moishe Rodriguez parts the Red Sea

Adriano Espaillat getting himself arrested 3,297 times to protest our immigration laws, now that’s a publicity stunt.

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The Leo Platform (Part 2)

 

NEW YORK CITY, NY – Leo Machuchal continues with a revolutionary platform for Washington Heights.

To combat noise pollution, Leo says that everyone should wear a cell phone booth.

But that’s not all. Here is the rest of Leo’s anti-noise program:

  1. If your radio can be heard from 25 feet away, you get a $25 fine.

A probable $25 fine

2.    If your dog barks for over 5 minutes, you get a $50 fine.

3.    If you cause any sort of ruckus or disturbance, $100 fine.

A $100 fine for each disturbing singer

Leo will enact all these fines into New York State law, on the first day that he takes office. 

“Why wait?” said Leo.

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