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Dog Day Afternoon (Part 2)

 

MIAMI, FL  – El Nico the bank robber has captured the imagination of Hollywood. Producer Martin Bregman negotiated personally with El Nico, who agreed to play himself in a re-make of Dog Day Afternoon.

According to the Hollywood Reporter “El Nico is no amateur. He negotiated for an upfront fee; a first dollar 20% gross deal to a breakeven of $50 million; performance bumps to $200 million; worldwide Xbox 720, DVD, sound track and merchandising rights; and other stuff we can’t understand.”

Puerto Rican Guy

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The New York State Senate

 

ALBANY, NY – Leo Machuchal just had another terrifying experience in Albany.

He visited the New York State Senate chamber.

The Senate was in full session, but all the Senators were sitting in the dark.

The Senators didn’t mind.

Whenever a reporter walked by, the Senators would stand up and holler at each other, until the reporter left the chamber.

Then they all sat down and went to sleep, until another reporter walked in.

Nap time in the Senate

Leo found this very strange. 

Then he walked into a back room (filled with smoke) and saw how all the deals really get made.

 

Puerto Rican Guy

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