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 Leo on the Campaign Trail

 

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – Leo Machuchal is back on the campaign trail in Washington Heights.

He can be seen everywhere in his little bus, yelling “vote for Leo!”

But Leo respects our privacy, and hates to intrude on it. For this reason his first bill will be the requirement of individual cell phone booths for everyone who uses a cell phone.

Leo talks on the subway

The voters don’t know what to make of it. 

But they sure love talking.

Puerto Rican Guy

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American Gigolo found in Brooklyn

 

BROOKLYN, NY  – The Brooklyn District Attorney’s office has arrested “J.L.”, the mysterious man who bankrupted twelve women in southern California over the past two years.

According to D.A. Charles Hynes “J.L., also known as American Gigolo and Jerry Lips, is extremely well-dressed and a prodigious lover.  Just like Porfirio Rubirosa, J.L. leaves a trail of bankrupt and broken-hearted women wherever he goes.”

J.L. leaves another woman

The gigolo was spotted in Bensonhurst by Dahonna Goodel, a professional drag queen from Chula Verde, Arizona. 

“I fell in love with the bastard,” said Ms. Goodel. 

Police chased him through La Guardia Airport, the Van Wyck Expressway, and finally caught him at Umberto’s Clam House, hiding behind the cannoli.

Puerto Rican Guy

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