Posts Tagged “Washington”

 

 Leo on the Campaign Trail

 

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – Leo Machuchal is back on the campaign trail in Washington Heights.

He can be seen everywhere in his little bus, yelling “vote for Leo!”

But Leo respects our privacy, and hates to intrude on it. For this reason his first bill will be the requirement of individual cell phone booths for everyone who uses a cell phone.

Leo talks on the subway

The voters don’t know what to make of it. 

But they sure love talking.

Puerto Rican Guy

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Happy July 4th!

 

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – The editors of Puerto Rican Guy wish you a fabulous and safe July 4th weekend.

As a public service, we provide conclusive evidence that Leo Machuchal was the original symbol of the American Revolution.

The white man has re-written our history and suppressed the truth.

But what the heck…we know that Leo was there.

So happy July 4th, and please drink responsibly!

Puerto Rican Guy

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The Doppelganger

 

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – In an effort to discredit his campaign for State Assembly a phony Leo Machuchal is traveling around the world.

So far he has appeared in Cuba…

At the Old Vic in London…

And a Club Med sports camp.

The voters don’t know what to make of it. 

But this much is certain…Leo has an evil twin brother, who is trying to undo Leo’s hard-working campaign. 

We will find this man, and bring him to justice.

Puerto Rican Guy

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El Divorcio

 

WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, NYC  – Leo Machuchal has suspended his State Assembly campaign in order to finalize his divorce from an unidentified woman.

No one, not even Leo, knows who this woman is.

But she keeps following him around and waving what appears to be an authentic marriage certificate from Hong Kong.

El parasito politico

She is known as El Parasito Politico, and has been married to several elected officials from Washington Heights.

Puerto Rican Guy

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Leo Wins for Mexico

 

SOUTH AFRICA– Leo Machuchal single-handedly defeated the Argentine national soccer team in South Africa this past weekend.

Using his incredible feet, Leo scored three goals in 28 minutes.

Gooooooooooooooooooooool

Leo’s third goal was the most spectacular…a bicycle kick that the goalie never even saw.

We hope that Leo completes his World Cup soccer exploits, so that he can return to his campaign for the State Assembly in Washington Heights.

Puerto Rican Guy

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