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El Nico Makes a Withdrawal

 

MIAMI, FL  – A one-man crime wave is sweeping through Dade County.

A South American terrorist known as El Nico has hit seven banks in three weeks, robbing a total of 4 million dollars.             

His modus operandi is very simple.

He walks up to the branch manager and tells him to call his wife.

“Tell her you’ll be late for supper tonight, because I’m going to shoot your balls off.”

After the phone call, the branch manager is in a very cooperative mood.

The branch manager calls his wife

No further information is available about El Nico, and the Miami Dade police are unable to keep up with his Suzuki Hayabusa GSXR 1300.

El Nico makes his getaway

If you have any tips about the whereabouts of El Nico, or why he is robbing all these banks, please feel free to contact us.

Puerto Rican Guy

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Santa Claus Crime Wave

 

in Washington Heights

 

NEW YORK CITY, NY  – Police are searching for a man who has burglarized twenty-eight stores in the last three months in the uptown neighborhood of Washington Heights. 

“The man has cleverly disguised himself in a Santa Claus suit,” said Capt. William McGreevy of the 34th Police Precinct. 

According to McGreevy, the man has ingratiated himself to the neighborhood by riding around in a sled, and giving away half of the stolen property. 

“Do not be fooled. This man is armed and dangerous and we will find him,” said the Captain. The 34th Precinct is distributing fliers of this criminal throughout all of Washington Heights.

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If anyone has seen this man, they are urged to contact NYC CRIMESTOPPERS immediately. 

A special hot line number has been set up at 212-CHU-BBIE and all calls will be kept condfidential.

 

Puerto Rican Guy

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