Posts Tagged “whereabouts”

 

El Nico Makes a Withdrawal

 

MIAMI, FL  – A one-man crime wave is sweeping through Dade County.

A South American terrorist known as El Nico has hit seven banks in three weeks, robbing a total of 4 million dollars.             

His modus operandi is very simple.

He walks up to the branch manager and tells him to call his wife.

“Tell her you’ll be late for supper tonight, because I’m going to shoot your balls off.”

After the phone call, the branch manager is in a very cooperative mood.

The branch manager calls his wife

No further information is available about El Nico, and the Miami Dade police are unable to keep up with his Suzuki Hayabusa GSXR 1300.

El Nico makes his getaway

If you have any tips about the whereabouts of El Nico, or why he is robbing all these banks, please feel free to contact us.

Puerto Rican Guy

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Leo Will Not be Obamified

 

NEW YORK, NY – Leo Machuchal does NOT approve the Obama health plan. 

He was in a coma when he first heard about it. 

The news was so shocking, that Leo emerged from his coma immediately.

Leo decides it’s time to go

Leo rose from his bed like a vampire. 

As he left the hospital, he terrified a nurse named Donna.

His whereabouts are unknown, and his hospital bill is still unpaid. 

Puerto Rican Guy

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